It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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