quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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