I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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