I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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