I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
