Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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