I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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