I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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