How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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