I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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