Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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