sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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