Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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