they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Randomize
