Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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