No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I wanna passion pit in your ass
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
