how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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