do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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