I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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