So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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