Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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