gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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