So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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