What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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