I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
try to milk me bitch
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
