with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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