im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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