I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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