It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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