sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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