I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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