and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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