and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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