have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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