i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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