Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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