if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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