Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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