You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
