I am in a vortex of obligation.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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