I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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