Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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