Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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