Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
try to milk me bitch
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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