You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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