Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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