Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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