i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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