It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
being pregnant is like rehab
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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