all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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